Funnies for Your Day
1.Adam and Eve - First ones to ignore Apple Terms & Conditions.
2. Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs.
3. Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot!.
4. Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the
blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud or
had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and
broke up the furniture....So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too.
6. ZOO RULES! Those who throw objects/stones at the crocodiles/snakes will be
asked to retrieve them.
7. The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat!
8. NO TRESPASSING! We're tired of hiding the BODIES!