Funnies for Your Day


1.Adam and Eve - First ones to ignore Apple Terms  & Conditions.

2. Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs.

3. Who hates speeding tickets?  Raise your right foot!.

4. Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the 
     blankets.  We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud or
     had a noisy fight with his traveling companion.  We never had a dog that got drunk and 
      broke up the furniture....So if your  dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too.

6.   ZOO RULES!  Those who throw objects/stones at the crocodiles/snakes will be
       asked to retrieve them.

7. The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat!

8. NO TRESPASSING! We're tired of hiding the BODIES!