Only In This Strange World
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
Why the man who Invests all your money is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't Swat didn't those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the Needle for lethal injections?
You know the Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why are they called Apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?