What's on Your T-Shirt?




I LOVE MY AGE
Old enough to know better.
Young enough not to Care.


MY BODY IS A TEMPLE
Ancient & Crumbling,
Cursed & Haunted


I RUN BETTER THAN
The Government!


GOOD MUSIC
Doesn''t have an 
Expiration Date


I DON'T APPROVE OF
POLITICAL JOKES.
TOO MANY OF THEM
GET ELECTED

 

I DON'T CARE WHO
DIES IN A MOVIE
AS LONG AS
THE DOG LIVES.


SOMETIMES
I TALK TO
MYSELF

THEN WE
BOTH
LAUGH & LAUGH


Wash your hands
& say your
prayers

because
JESUS & GERMS
are everywhere.