The Bible Written by Students!

As a special Youth Week  project, Pastor Ted of the 
Campus United Methodist Church asked his
university group to list ways the Bible may have

been different if it had been written by fellow
students.  These are a few they came up with:

Loaves and fishes would have been replaced
by pixie and chips

Ten Commandments are actually five, but
because they are double-spaced and written
in a large font, they look like ten.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten only
because it wasn't dining hall food.

Paul's letter to the Romans would be come
Paul's E-mail to the Romans.

​​​​​​​Reason Cain killed Abel - they were

Place where the end of the world occurs.....
not the Plains of Armageddon but Finals.

Reason why Moses and followers wandered
in the desert for forty years - they didn't

want to ask directions and look like

Tower of Babel blamed for foreign language

Instead of creating the world in six days and
resting on the seventh, God would have put
it off until the night before it was due and
then pulled an all-nighter and hoped
no one noticed.