What's on Your T-Shirt?




I DON'T DO MORNINGS



TEACHERS
can do

VERTUALLY
anything 


AGE HAS ITS ADVANTAGES
I just can't remember
what they are.


People.........Not a big fan.


When's the right time
to tell your dog
they're adopted?

 

EVERY CLOUD
HAS  A SILVER LINING
MINE IS DUCT TAPE! 


THE PROPER TERM FOR 
SENIOR WOMEN SHOULD BE

QUEEN -AGERS


WHEN A CARDINAL
APPEARS IN YOUR 
YARD IT'S A 
VISITOR FROM

HEAVEN